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[Humor] Traffic Ticket-Priceless

>
> While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over speed
> limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

>
> The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the
> hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work."
> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

>
> I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

>
> The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
> stretcher do?"  I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way

> up to two  fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work

> until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's

> about 6 foot wide."
>
> The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
>
> I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
> bridge..."
>
> The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS
>