**forwarded Message**

A Call From Hell!

The Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and President Khatami died and went
all to hell.

The Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England. I wanna call England and see
how everybody is doing there"....She called and talked for about 5
minutes...then she said: "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? the
Devil goes: Five million dollars...five million dollars!!! she made
him a check and went to sit back on her chair.... Bill Clinton was
so jealous; He starts screaming: me too; I wanna call the United
States; I wanna see how everybody is doing too...He called and talked
for about 2 minutes; then he said: well, Devil how much do I owe
you???? the Devil goes: ten million dollars.....ten million
dollars!!!!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on his
chair..... The Iranian president was extremely jealous too...he
started screaming and screaming: I wanna call Iran too, I wanna see
how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the mullahs,to the
terrorists, I wanna talk to everybody.....He called Iran and he talked
for about twenty hours. He was talking and talking and talking....then
he said: well, Devil how much do I owe you???? the Devil goes: one
dollar.....only one dollar!!!!! the Devil goes: well, from hell to
hell it's local.