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30 Years

 

1972: Long hair

2002: Longing for hair

 

 

1972: The perfect high

2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

 

 

1972: KEG

2002: EKG

 

 

1972: Acid rock

2002: Acid reflux

 

 

1972: Moving to California because it's cool

2002: Moving to California because it's warm

 

 

1972: Growing pot

2002: Growing pot belly

 

 

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

 

 

1972: Seeds and stems

2002: Roughage

 

 

1972: Popping pills, smoking joints

2002: Popping joints

 

 

1972: Killer weed

2002: Weed killer

 

 

1972: Hoping for a BMW

2002: Hoping for a BM

 

 

1972: The Grateful Dead

2002: Dr. Kevorkian

 

 

1972: Going to a new, hip joint

2002: Receiving a new hip joint

 

 

1972: Rolling Stones

2002: Kidney Stones

 

 

1972: Being called into the principal's office

2002: Calling the principal's office

 

 

1972: Screw the system

2002: Upgrade the system

 

 

1972: Disco

2002: Costco

 

 

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

 

 

1972: Taking acid

2002: Taking antacid

 

 

1972: Passing the drivers' test

2002: Passing the vision test

 

 

1972: Whatever

2002: Depends