*forwarded email

10 years ago... 


1. An application was for employment


2. A program was a television show

3. Windows were something you hated to clean

4. A keyboard was a piano

5. Memory was something you lost with age

6. Compress was something you did to garbage

7. If you unzipped in public you went to jail
You need to put that thing away buddy!

8. Log on was adding wood to a fire

9. A hard drive was a long trip on the road

10. And a backup happened to your toilet

11. Cut you did with scissors

12. Paste you did with glue

13. A web was a spider's home

14. And a virus was the flu!!!
Ohhhh....I'm not feeling so well today......